Sex, Drugs, Rockband

L.A. Times The number of homeless sex offenders on parole in California has increased dramatically since the approval two years ago of Proposition 83, an initiative that imposed harsh restrictions on where they can live, a state panel reported Thursday.

The Sex Offender Management Board said the number of parolees monitored by the Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation — one of the only government agencies to enforce what is known as Jessica’s Law — increased from 88 in November 2006 to 1,056 at the end of June 2008.

“Common sense leads to the conclusion that a community cannot be safer when sex offenders are homeless,” the report states, citing research concluding that unstable housing can lead to recidivism.

Jessica’s Law, which prohibits sex offenders from residing within 2,000 feet of schools and parks where children play, was proposed by state Sen. George Runner (R-Lancaster) and his wife, Sharon, a former assemblywoman, and strongly backed by Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Read the rest of this entry »

Hey fans,
Sorry for the extended hiatus. Personal life gets to ya sometimes, but no worries, I’m back to cure you from your work time boredom.
A lot has happened while I was out…
Harmonix got rich!
No Doubt, Yngwie Malmsteen, The Killers, Dead Kennedys, and Soundgarden tracks released.
Some asshole thought it was a good idea to allow country to be on RB.
And I’m sure much more. I won’t let you down again, life is wonderful… especially when you have sex, drugs, and RockBand!

This has got to be the best PR ever! A 22-year-old Sacramento State College graduate, who uses the name Natalie Dylan, is auctioning off her virginity to help pay for school. She says “I don’t think auctioning my virginity will solve all my problems, but it will create some financial stability.”
Dylan says she has already taken a polygraph test to prove she’s a virgin and is willing to undergo a medical exam as well. “I’m ready for the controversy,” she says. “I’m ready to do this.”
Natalie hopes to net up to $1 million dollars from the auction, which will take place in Nevada at the infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch, a legalized brothel. Ebay reportedly denied her.
“I’m not just looking for the highest bidder,” says Dylan. “I’m looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person.” Ironically, Natalie has a bachelor’s degree in Women’s Studies from Sacramento State and wants to pursue a master’s degree in Marriage & Family Therapy.

Great op-ed on the facts of drugs and sex, and the removal from the human condition. Yeah Right. alternet.org

Recently it was revealed that the 17-year-old daughter of the Republican vice-presidential nominee is pregnant. This announcement was particularly ironic, as Gov. Sarah Palin is a staunch advocate of abstinence-only sex education.

This high-profile pregnancy is stirring a larger debate about how sex education is taught in the United States. What’s clear is that despite strong messages urging young people to abstain, most teenagers, even those who have been admonished time and time again, are not listening.

Our national surveys confirm doubts about abstinence-only education. Last year, a study commissioned by Congress revealed that students receiving abstinence-only sex education are just as likely to be sexually active as those who do not. This research is consistent with the conclusions reached two years ago by a joint Yale-Columbia study of teenage virginity pledges.

The same is true for the other big concern about teenagers — drug use. Look at abstinence-only drug education and you get the same disappointing results as with sex education. Read the rest here.

You may be asking why my Imperial is featured in this post… I miss it, that’s why. Also, it was in an episode of X-Files. I’ve been thinking of my old car lately. I was a foolish man to get rid of it.
Anywhoo… Dave is full of shit. This is a marketing tactic for Dave’s awesome new Showtime series, Californication, where he plays a washed up writer addicted to sex. The porn reference was to shut his wife Tea up. But you can read the bullshit story put out by media whore Gannett. It’s just as full of shit as you would expect by people not in the know.

David Duchovny entered rehab after his addiction to online pornography spiralled out of control, it has been reported.

The ‘X-Files: I Want to Believe’ star – who announced last week he is voluntarily seeking treatment for his sex addiction – spent endless hours surfing X-rated sites on the internet, according to a friend.

The pal also denied David has cheated on Tea Leoni, his wife of 11 years.

A reporter for Fox News said: “I have inferred from my conversation with Duchovny’s friend that this has something to do with an addiction to pornography, probably on the internet. It’s the sex equivalent of a gambling addiction, where the person is just hopelessly trapped in chat rooms.”

Following David’s treatment, which is taking place in an undisclosed clinic, the couple and their two children are set to move to New York from Los Angeles, to get away from the hectic lifestyle of the Hollywood city.

It was confirmed Tuesday that Tea pulled out of her scheduled appearance at the Toronto International Film Festival.

She was due to attend to promote her new movie ‘Ghost Town’ following David’s revelation.

Jenna Jameson ‘a devout Catholic’ and pregnant too
Ahh, this funny little planet of ours…
The number of headlines listed under this one in major news outlets is enough to shock even youngsters. Where do were go from here…

PEOPLE MAGAZINE:

Celebrity news can go off the deep end as it did today, with Madonna comparing McCain to Hitler, and Jenna Jameson proclaiming herself a devout Catholic.
Jameson announced to UsWeekly.com she “is going to be a mommy.”
“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible,” she tells Usmagazine.com. “I’m so happy!”
Her boyfriend and MMA (mixed martial art) fighter Tito Ortiz, “are still in a state of shock….I’m just saying super healthy,” she says. “I’ve moved down to the beach with Tito — I love being by the beach.”
Jameson is 34, and her public divorces from adult film studio owner Jay Grdina in 2006 and from porn star Brad Armstrong in 2001 caused the porn actress to lose a shocking amount of weight, and are the alleged reasons she refuses to marry Ortiz.
“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!” she told Us. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps!”
UsWeekly claims she is a devout Catholic “who has tried in vitro…’It was all in God’s plan,’ she said”

Ok, when I read this story a few days ago, I was encouraged that I could clone my dog. A bit pricey at 150K a pop, but now there is a medical answer for feeling depressed when a pet dies. Now, what is coming out of this story is FANTASTIC! Thanks to Time, and the Brits, we may have the story of the year!
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It took a while to register, but there was something naggingly familiar about Bernann McKinney, the 57-year-old California woman whose ecstatically beaming features were splashed across the world’s media on Aug. 6. The story was already a corker: the five baby pitbull terriers McKinney was showing off had been cloned in Korea from the ear of her late and much-missed pet Booger, who’d once saved her from an attack by another dog that had practically ripped McKinney’s arm off.
Now the story could get even better. McKinney, if British newspaper suspicions prove true, may be none other than Joyce McKinney, the former Miss Wyoming who once fled Britain to escape charges of kidnapping a Mormon missionary and forcibly having sex with him.
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Stright from Moron central… the shocking fact that collage students everywhere are the same. As a matter of fact, forced collage religion probly causes more sexual issues (duh).
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Many American college students today make no connection between their involvement in the “hook-up culture” and their religious faith, a Boston University professor said Friday.
Many students divorce their sexual practices from religion because they believe religious teachings on sex are outdated, potentially even laughable, said Donna Freitas, author of “Sex and the Soul.”
“Yet some are not happy with the hookup culture and want it to stop dominating their lives.”
Freitas surveyed more than 2,500 students and conducted 130 one-on-one interviews in the spring of 2006 at seven different colleges and universities that included Catholic, Christian, private secular and public institutions.
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Another day, another twist and turn in the story that just won’t go away. While it seemed like the Alex Rodriguez/Madonna alleged affair story had finally died down, it’s back with a vengeance- and this time, with the added rumor of a sex tape!

According to British tabloid The Daily Star, an unidentified man has come forward claiming that he secretly filmed Yankee star Alex Rodriguez and Madonna having sex, by use of a hidden camera installed in one of Madonna’s Kabbalah practicing friends’ home, who is also friends with him.

This sounds a little bit too British spy movie-like to be true. But we guess stranger things have happened. The gentleman in possession of the alleged tape is said to be asking two million dollars for it. Nothing like a sneaky secret-camera installing cameraman to ruin Madonna’s day.

There is one legal hitch for the crafty cameraman. Installing a secret video camera and taping people having sex without their consent, is what legal experts would call…illegal.

A legal expert weighed in on the matter, saying, “If footage was obtained in this way it would be an outrageous invasion of privacy. But more than that he would not have had his friend’s consent to install the camera and must have entered the apartment without approval to hide it….That is burglary. He would be prima facie guilty of voyeurism. Instead of making a million he’d be going to jail for a few years…Even if the video existed it would probably be seized by the courts.’’

In other words, the cameraman could be taken to court for burglary and voyeurism. Hard to profit from behind bars, buddy! Looks like in this case, Madonna and A-Rod are off the hook. Even if the footage exits, it’s likely to stay hidden for a very long time…